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Friday, 5 September 2008
The Pardoner's Tale
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: on the computer

Me and my friends was hanging out at the bar.  We having fun, wasteing our money on women, gambling, and drinking wine.  We're having a good time, suddenly a stranger walks in, he says that death took his friend away. He claimes that death is a theif.  One of my frineds say that we should go look for this guy named death.  We shall make this villian pay for what he has done to this guy.  So we go to the nearest town looking for death.  As we was walking we encounter an old man.  He was covered in bloody bandages, i asked him, "Hey, Do you know where to find death?".  He replied "No. Ive been waiting for him my whole life.  I don't know where you can find him.".  We asked him again,  he laughed and pointed at the tree on the hill.  We went to the tree and found 8 sacks of gold.  We decided to split it equal parts.  My friend told me to run to town to get wine to celebrate.  As i walked to the store i think to myself "I don't want to share the gold with no one i want it all for myself.".  I bought the three bottles of wine and went to the pharmacy and bought the best poison i can find and mixed it with two of the bottles of wine.  I went back to my friends as i walked up the hill someone stabbed me in the back.  I fell on the ground saw my friends celebrating drinking my poison wine. 

Posted by brennansistrunk at 3:48 PM EDT
Updated: Monday, 15 September 2008 3:37 PM EDT
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